Good evening and tonights show log features a visit from Lloyd Bonafide who was going to tell us about a planned trip to the Republican National Convention but first went into the fact his wife is deaf, that he's warming up his truck to come kick Bud's ass, that he got into a fight at Der Weinershnitzel and that his friend Earl Klue beat him in a game of dice in an alley in Tampa in the fifties.
Margaret Grey, in her bath tub, started singing "The Last Thing On My Mind" wretchedly and talked about those horrible depressing Humane Society commercials. They are so depressing Margaret said she believes the Humane Society is filled with "closet sadists" who "get their kicks" showing those commercials over and over again...