Hour 1:
Bobbie Dooley wants to put human clones to work in farm fields, since it will relieve immigration problems. She says clones have no souls and are not human. Phil closes talks about hanging out with his buddies, pro football practice.
Hour 2:
Phil suggests we can stop the drug war by not using drugs. Phil takes requests, comments, and opinions. Plays Margaret Gray and other bits.
Hour 3:
Vernon Dozier, Belmar high school coach, would go gay for a night if he could be like his predecessor, Coach Nyerson, who had 100 kids die from heat exhaustion in 21 seasons. Phil closes talking about being a USC fan.
