Monday, September 9, 2002
Hour 1: Steve Bosell says that 9-11 ruined the many birthdays for people born on that date, and it’s Bush’s obligation to acknowledge this unfortunate coincidence. Towards the end Steve says it’s the day him and his wife have kinky sex and she says “put your World Trade Center up for me!” It’s the only thing that makes her happy.
Hour 2: Jay Santos goes to parks on 9-11 and reminds people that you don’t laugh and play, and he burns the head off a doll to emphasize the grave tragedy of 9-11.
Hour 3: Dave Oliva wants a special day where only people from Los Angeles get to visit the Statue of Liberty, and he wants to squirt water at the eyes with a hose to make it shed tears.
