Hour 1:
Chris Norton believes Chippendales didn't hire him as a dancer because he's so sexy that they just couldn't deal with how hot he is... he's demanding an apology and an "All Chris Night" at the club. Phil talks about Saturday Night Lives, Inside the Actors
Hour 2:
Veteran Lloyd Bonifide believes the kids from the U.S.S. Cole should be welcomed home, even though he didn't get a welcome home from Korea. Phil talks about getting flu shots.
Hour 3:
Margaret Gray joins the program to talk about the winner of the Miss America Pageant and new standard of beauty... Hawaiian women. Phil talks about Stevie and Jimmy Ray Vaughn, and pays homage to the Northwest Inn.
