Hour 1:
Gay journalist claims Robert Downey Jr. is coming out of the closet after staying at Merv Griffin's gay friendly resort. Phil talks about people they'd like to meet, the Gore speech tonight, and his Thanksgiving.
Hour 2:
Bobbie Dooley of Western Estates joins the program to explain why she took down her Jewish neighbors blue & white Christmas lights and replaced it with a concrete Nativity scene.
Hour 3:
Phil talks about Al Gore and reads more "Fat Warnings" from the classified ads.