Hour One:
Steve Bosell attempts to check on his daughters slumber party while trying not to wake the girls up. The problem is, he's wearing a t-shirt with no under wear and straddles one of the sleeping bags, directly over some kids head, as he opens a window.....
Hour Two:
Robert Green of Frazier Foods claims that black people won't be crazy about the new Star Wars film with its wheezing Darth Vader, obviously mocking African-Americans who smoke menthol, and its babbling Yoda, a crass parody of Rosa Parks......
Hour Three:
Phil announces the shows first night in Portland.....Phil recaps getting dessert with Maria at the Beverly Hills Cheesecake Factory Saturday night.....Mystery Theater: The Case Of The Meat Grinder........Phil comments on the horror flicks "I Spit On Your Grave", "The Exterminator," and "Night of the Living Dead."......The Kenny Rogers "Let's Make A Buck On This Star Wars Mania While We Can" Special featuring everyone who was ever in a Star Wars movie, including all the midgets that played Ewoks.....Jeff Dowder comes on with directions on how to make your own R2D2.....Hal and Viola, on their way to stalling out somewhere near Laughlin, Nevada, call from their private plane to comment on Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck....
