Hour 1:
Margaret Gray wants Phil to have an industry retirement party so she can make celebrity contacts... or she'll revoke her $1000 donation to MyFriendsPlace. Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell, General Johnson Jameson has a blow up mail order bride.
Hour 2:
Rudy Canosa of Je T'aime Lingerie has swimwear for full figured women. Margaret Gray's History of Music. Phil the queer rapper. Phil reviews Mission Impossible 3.
Hour 3:
Psychologist Dr.Jim Sadler is suing a patient of his by the name of Mr.Smith for slander. Phil rants about baseball, Canadian health care, and drugs. Bud Dickman announces that he has AIDS. What will happen with Teachers?