The Bermuda Triangle, Kenny Slag’s Principles for Abundance, Kevin Coneal’s Real Estate on the Line, and Steve Dooley rupturing himself in the gym are all a part of the carnival of weird that makes up today’s show.

Then for the BSP Classic Hour, Mavis Leonard joins the program. She turned her grandson onto the Playboy channel after she caught him masturbating to a Macy’s brazier ad.