Hour 1:
Manager Bob Green joins the program to talk about his grocery stores controversial new method. Mr.Green is weighing his customers when they enter and again when they leave to help prevent shrinkage.
Hour 2:
"Thank Goodness For Herbal-Life" Lifelong "Herbal-Life" user Bobbie Dooley joins the program to share her testimony. Bobbie says Herbal-Life saved her from putting her fat, unattractive kids out of their misery. Phil talks about actor Bernie Kopell.
Hour 3:
"The Andy Gump Incident" Steve Bosell is suing a co-worker for opening an Andy Gump while he was pulling up his pants which caused him to burn the tip of his penis on the hot asphalt.
