Hour 1:
"Porn Convention" Chris Norton reports on the Erotica LA Adult Entertainment convention. Chris believes the event was a failure because none of the women there wanted to have sex. Larry Grover joins the program to discuss the cultural ramifications of Jo
Hour 2:
"Grand Parent Alarm" PTA President Bobbie Dooley joins the program. Bobbie is promoting the use of a siren to notify kids when their grandparents are around. Bobbie says this will save kids from the horrible fate of having to smell their B.O.
Hour 3:
Jeff Dowder calls in to talk about Joe Rogan, who he claims was crying on TV about great the Lakers game was, RC Collins chimes in! Phil talks about American sportscaster Bob Costas, the Lakers, and mowing the lawn.