Hour 1
Jay Santos is on to talk about Operation Home Alert. He urges Americans to attack people who look like terrorists at the Metrolink station. In the Listener Flashback General Jameson goes head on into a hurricane.
Hour 2
Doug Danger joins Phil on the show to discuss the Emmy Nominations. Doug wants it to say "Gay" after the Desperate Housewives writers names in the credits.
Hour 3
Margaret Gray begins the hour by singing Anti-folk songs. She decides to sing Bob Dylan's "Blowing in the Wind." Bud comes on and tells Phil how he tried out for Billy Biuett on "One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest." He says Billy stutters. Jeff Dowder who is a lifeguard says if he sees someone standing there unnatural (like with hands on their side) then their tinkling. Phil closes the show by discussing his gas grill problems.
