Ted bell tried to justify his lust for the Bear Pit woman on a second consecutive show and it didn't make any more sense tonight then it did Friday night. In fact, as Dr. Jim Sadler dug into Ted's psyche it became clear he was burned out and looking to get out from under the shadow of his long dead father...
Later Karen Deauville brought on her brother Jerry to make the case that he, not a man stopped by TSA at San Francisco Airport on July 9, has the world's biggest penis. Apparently this was recorded during a one-time porn shoot in Wilmington, North Carolina by someone on set who had a tape measure.
Phil had to explain to Bud and Robert the difference between Lindbergh and Christopher Columbus.