Hour 1:
Ted Bell installed security cameras to protect customers, including in the women's restroom. Bud Dickman says aspirin is crap and eats a bottle of Excedrin live on the air.
Hour 2:
Brad Rifkin shines an image of Jesus on the side of his building, and has a girl with a rosary collect money.
Hour 3:
Ted Bell returns from hour one. Ted thought that Phil intimated he was doing something wrong earlier tonight.