Hour 1:
"Stop Pornography Week" Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are cracking down on people who walk out of video stores with pornography.
Hour 2:
"Bitch Slap Festival" Bobbie Dooley joins the program to talk about the bitch slap festival she recently had at the hockey ring. Phil talks about drinking, water bongs, his new barbeque.
Hour 3:
"The Dr.Laura Phil Hendrie Show Crossover" VP of Syndication David G. Hall joins the program to discuss cross-promoting The Phil Hendrie Show with the Dr.Laura Schlessinger show... by having Dr.Laura do funny voices and having Phil take calls from people