Monday, July 1, 2002

Hour 1: Chris Norton is a dance teacher who dances nude for wives so they can teach their husbands how to do it — but he won’t teach husbands directly of course. He likens women to Pavlov’s dogs. Chris demonstrates dance moves to “I’m Too Sexy” by Right Said Fred. He can turn harlequin pages with his ass cheeks.

Hour 2: Austin Amarka defends a Native American who started a grass fire, saying he was probably guided by spirits, while a white woman who did the same thing should be prosecuted.

Hour 3: VARIETY.