Bobbie Dooley opened the show suggesting that February be "Dare to Hire a Maid Month". Now that the GOP is back in office, be proud to say that you hire illegals!
The second hour featured Dean Wheeler in the "Bounty Hunter" bit. Dean tells Phil that he saw the seven escapees, but was holding out until they raised the reward. "I have a 19 year old wife, and I need to take care of her."
Viola joined us in the third hour to complain about the abundance of Steve Allen stories in the news. "He's dead. And he killed a man in my community who was reading a Steve Allen book and drowned in the tub."
Phil closed the show with a short rant about teaching his son to drive.