Dr. Jim Sadler made a rare appearance last night talking about sex education and better ways to communicate with kids. Dr. Sadler thinks there's something to a dirty joke worked into a TV show like The Simpson's Sunday night. A muppet-like character named Moe had this exchange with singer Katy Perry. Moe: "I'm gonna kiss your belly button." Perry: "That's not my belly button....but don't stop." Dr. Sadler thinks this is the solution to parents not wanting to deal with the topic but not wanting the schools to either. By the way, Dr. Sadler threw his hat into the ring with a children's book that had Santa walking in on the Elves masturbating. It was burned by angry parents in a San Diego parking lot.
Next up was football coach Vernon Dozier, from Bel Mar Academy, Glendale, California. He was reacting to the problem of "hover" parents, parents who feel they have the right to interfere in high school football programs, even to the extent of watching game film and making suggestions. It was vintage Vernon as he angered parents with comments like "The stadium is called Dozier Stadium...that's ME."