Hour 1:
Clara Bingham of Joyful Union Congregation joins the program, she believes Anne Heche needs to become straight again. Clara believes that since since her break-up with Ellen DeGeneres, Miss Heche has been babbling incoherently because she is in desperate
Hour 2:
Larry Grover feels he is living in an unjust world because Clinton gets all the action and he hasn't seen a woman's breasts in 4 years. Phil talks about protesters.
Hour 3:
Margaret Gray is upset over the fact that her son didn't get the part in the upcoming Harry Potter movie. Phil talks about Stucky’s Pecan Log.