Hour 1:
FIRST HALF. Vernon Dozier, high school football 'strategist', says US forces should use his expertise. SECOND HALF. "I'm an American"
Hour 2:
FIRST HALF. Lloyd Bonafide saw his wife come out of the shower with a towel on her head and a blowdryer and thought she was a terrorist. SECOND HALF. Phil talks about the Taliban and identification laws.
Hour 3:
FIRST HALF. Bud Dickman's NFL picks. Phil talks about the FCC crackdown on radio obscenity. SECOND HALF. Bud Dickman's Top Ten while wearing a gas mask.
