Hour 1:
"Revirginization Center" Phil is joined by Dr.Jim Sadler who has bought an entire hour of advertisement on the show to talk about creating the illusion of being a virgin. David G. Hall calls in to yell at Phil for not letting Dr.Sadler finish the hour.
Hour 2:
Dean Wheeler & Warren Benman join the airwaves to offer Jerry Lewis $15 million dollars to cease his telethons. Phil talks about his birthday and turning 48.
Hour 3:
Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police joins the program, they'll be pulling people over to check for faulty tires this weekend... be prepared to carpool! Darryl Webber & his Funky Chicken Cacophony Liquor Jamboree.
