Hour 1:
FIRST HALF. Phil talks about odd groups he runs into and the Chair Memorial. SECOND HALF. Brass Villanueva says Jennifer Lopez only giving 25K to charity makes Latinos look cheap.
Hour 2:
FIRST HALF. Phil talks about prepping after 9-11. SECOND HALF. Art Griego is a retired airline pilot who says the airlines should hire lesbian attack bitches as flight attendants.
Hour 3:
Ted Bell won't claim his steaks are disease free because no steak is (short bit). Flashback with Bobbie Dooley. SECOND HALF. Bud Dickman's Top NFL picks, Phil plans a subscription based website.