Hour 1:
"You Have Got to be Kooky!" Vic Prell fills in for Phil and reads horrifying murder stories for Halloween, but his annoying voice makes them sound hip. David G. Hall defends Vic after Phil criticizes the way he is presenting the material. Featured Line: "I know that it was short notice (having Vic fill in) and I know I had to take care of some stuff, but I am having a problem, Vic, listening to you talking about the murder of a child as if you're introducing a new record by TLC…you're making it sound as if you're at the carnival or something."
Hour 2:
Phil Hendrie reads about deadly drifters Henry Lee Lucas and Ottis Toole, Bud Dickman critiques. Phil reads the Ottis Toole interview about the murder of Adam Walsh.
Hour 3:
The PHS presents Joe Dickhead & the Professor's NFL Picks! Caller Don wants to know why we waste so many pumpkins on Halloween when there are so many starving people in the world. Phil tries to summon an earthquake. Mavis Leonard says her nephew is dressing like a Klan member for Halloween. Featured exchange between Mavis and her nephew:
"Bull crap! You are in a Ku Klux Klan costume - you got a damn cross on that thing!"
"I'm going as the Holy Ghost!"
Show log by Mike Angileri
