Tonight Dr. Ron Tarner talked about the use of LSD by some of his colleagues to come up with "some kooky theories" about astronomy. He was warned by Phil to stay away from defaming Dr. Stephen Hawking who Dr. Tarner dislikes....
Lloyd Bonafide joined the show to talk about a Beretta pistol Phil said his father had with the marking F.A.G. Before Dan found out that that was a inspecting agency marking from Italy, Lloyd claimed those were the initials of his friend "Francis Allen Gorton" and that somehow Mr. Gortons pistol had wound up in the hands of Mr. Hendrie.
Robert Green, chairman of Frazier Foods, believes that when one observes a child playing with a toy gun one should "make two finger guns, like from a two gun rig" and pretend to blast away on the kid. This teaches the kid what to expect should he grow up to be a mad spree killer.
With Alf Pinth, Charlie the Complainer.
