Dr. Ron Tarner of the Mountain Meadow Observatory in Colorado needs the publicity being one of the first in line at Best Buy after Thanksgiving will bring. Plus, he's got a new black side by side to pick up because all they had was white. Wait til you hear who he has stand in line for him....while he delivers an important paper on a "vaccine that can blur the line between man and beast" at a professional conference in Boca Raton, Fla. Hoo boy.
Later it's David G. Hall telling Phil in his negotiations with KFI, a station with only three letters, he tried to get another letter for Phil to say. And Bud and Robert ask Phil if, in addition to studying psychopaths, the FBI has an "undead bureau."