Middle school teacher Clara Bingham told Phil she is attempting to get a Harrry Potter display taken down in the schools library. "Its and issue of the sepersation of church and state" since the Harry Potter movies teach "black magic." And of course with the issue of school bullying, that's all we need. Some bullies with a knowledge of black magic bothering kids. Clara did however think black magic was involved when she saw this "pudgy white girl with braces having her books carried for her by a beautiful caucasian-Trinidad boy."
Bob Green of Frazier Foods admits to Phil his stores were collection points for the US Navy Veterans Association, a charity scam that the Ohio attorney general alleges bilked "100 million dollars" out of the American people over the last 10 years. Bob says he is disgusted but holds "about 200,000 dollars in an account collected for this group." Bob tells Phil he's decided to use that money to buy product from his store to create gift baskets for Vets that people can purchase. When Phil points out that Bob is buying from himself with money he got for free, Bob responds with "That's a lot of clever talk."
