Hour 1:
"Y2k Preparedness" Jay Santos and the Citizens Auxiliary Police are giving away guns to poor people as a charity donation after his "Y2k Survival" store went out of business.
Hour 2:
"Blair Witch Project" Austin Amarka says he and his wife were tricked by the producers of "Blair Witch Project" into thinking it was a real documentary, Austin says this goes against journalistic ethics.
Hour 3:
Phil rants about people who are superstitious. Joe Dickhead & the Professor present: Heavyweight boxing, live from Las Vegas! Tonight's match: Lennox Lewis vs. the Virgin Mary! Darryl Webber's Funky Chicken Cacophony & Liquor Jamboree.