Hour 1:
High school teacher Vernon Dozier went up to some Mexican day laborers on April Fools Day and told them that he was an immigration officer. Vernon explains that April Fools is an American tradition and he also needed to blow off some steam.
Hour 2:
Singing telegram business owner Brad Rifkin talks about a new service he's providing called "Gone but Not Forgotten." For $199, they will have an actor dress up as a loved one who has passed on and show up at your doorstep.
Hour 3:
Phil reads some favorite lines from the show as posted on Sweetfeatheryjesus.com. Phil takes some calls from listeners watching the webcast including Laura from Japan and Rahm from India. Herb Sewell calls from a webcast party where he is watching with his criminal friends and their wives.
