Hour 1:
Grocer Bob Greene discusses a new policy at Frazier Foods: They are asking customers who write checks to have them completely filled out before they get to the check stand.
Hour 2:
Margaret Gray joins the program to talk about the spring television season, she thinks Phil should use the "Teachers" publicity photos that show a bulge in his pants.
Hour 3:
Steve Bosell explains how he accidently straddled a girl in her sleeping bag while checking in on his daughters slumber party. Steve says he was simply trying to open up a window without waking them up and he just happened to be wearing a t-shirt with no underwear underneath.