Hour 1: VARIETY.
Hour 2: Tony Neill calls on Hollywood to tip their hat to their Muslim friends being detained in Guantanamo. He wants to honor Camp X-Ray detainees by giving them front row seats at the Academy Awards.
Hour 3: Steve Bosell held up an airport security checkpoint because he was trying to get the names of the TSA officers who laughed at his spurs and lambskin jeans and then pointed at his erection.
