Hour 1:
Ted Bell is upset that his two year old daughter Victoria is picking up Spanish words from their nanny, Ted says there's a certain cultural line that should never be crossed.
Hour 2:
Austin Amarka is very upset over the fact that his next-door neighbors bought their daughter a brand new pickup truck for her 17th birthday, the same exact model and color that Austin owns.
Hour 3:
Lloyd Bonifide thinks it's a misuse of funds for New York City to distribute official NYC brand condoms. Phil talks about coin collecting and today's currency. Phil's chiropractor saved his life today because of his bad back. Doug Danger is 97% sure that George Clooney is gay, Phil reads some e-mail.