Hour 1:
High school Vernon Dozier owns a restaurant called "Super Chicken" where he was standing in front wearing a chicken costume recently. He is facing suspension after a group of teenagers drove by in a car and mooned him, Vernon retaliated by calling them "bitch little punks."
Hour 2:
Steve Bosell is suing a Lifeguard Camp recently took his children to because they don't warn you that you might look gay if you perform Mouth to Mouth resuscitation.
Hour 3:
Phil talks about having dinner with Matt Groening and the state of talk radio. Phil takes calls from fans of the show.