Tonight it's Doug Dannger, Gay man and Gay journalist who talks to Phil about a "Teacher of the Year" in Pennsylvania. She lied to her school district about having a brain tumour and took charity from people, extended time off and even a family trip to Disney World. Doug and Phil discuss the time Doug told his bosses at the Orange County Courier that he had AIDS and needed time off. It was a lie. Doug needed time off to finish a screenplay. The money people gave him he said he donated to "Gay Awareness." When Phil pressed him as to what "Gay Awareness" was Doug said he wouldn't be able to explain it to a straight guy. Next was Ted Bell who is bitter over the fact he missed the capping of the BP well and the resulting climb in the price of BP stock. Ted says he's made friends in the media for just this kind of inside info. "That's a lot of free steak dinners and a lot of free drinks," says Ted. "Someone bent me over and branded me with the word 'stupid.'