Hour 2: Ted Bell from Ted’s of Beverly Hills Steakhouse joins the program to promote his dining etiquette classes. Phil tries to give one of these classes away on air, but Ted stops him due to his nervousness over letting Phil’s listeners into his restaurant. He thinks the talk radio listener is a lower class citizen, and before they can take his etiquette class, they need a remedial class on hygiene, including washing their hands after they use the toilet. Towards the end of the segment, a German woman calls in disgust; this causes Ted Bell to yodel! Show flashback of Lloyd Bonifide describing his hatred of French Poodles, and he tries to kill himself with an electric can opener.

Hour 3: Harvey Wireman hosts Senior Chat. Tonight’s discussion revolves around which odious political opinions can you get away with among your family and loved ones because you are old and feeble. Later, Little Judy Horick is on the program. She is 5-year-old girl but she sounds like a 52 year old man. Phil reads the news. David G. Hall convinces Phil to let Tsunami Sam back on the air. Bob Bakian reports some bad news.