Phil opened the show with a rant for the entire first hour.
Jay Santos joined us in the second hour to talk about the Secret Service responsibilities, such as running errands to buy tampons, drawing a bath, and reading bedtime stories.
Halfway through the second hour Phil went on another rant about "negro" pools.
The third hour began with Roland Schwinn, writer for "Wine and Brie Monthly", discussing Spago's closing. He had to talk down to the listeners, because they don't know what it's like to eat there. They're too low class...
Joe Dickhead wrapped up the show with his Superbowl picks. He guaranteed that he knows the winner, but he would not divulge the information.
