The first hour of the show featured a rant about dreams, MLK Day, and football.
In the second hour Phil had Professor Robert Leonard on the show to discuss why the black couple should be thrown off Temptation Island. He said it's only natural for a black man to have a kid.
Joe Dickhead wrapped up the second hour with his NFL Playoff picks.
Bob Greene came on during the third hour to fill everyone in on Calista Flockhart's recent adoption. He argued that some anorexic women have been know to eat their babies.