Hour 1:
Bud Dickman plays some "mood music" while Phil talks about his life and its many failures. Dr.Kralgor "I'm A Worthless Meatsack." Jay Santos wants to know if Phil Collins is dead. Dave Oliva proposes some radical ideas that will help keep latin kids in hi
Hour 2:
Dave Oliva proposes some radical ideas that will help keep latin kids in high school. (cont'd) Mavis Leonard claims that she had a sexual relationship with former president Franklin D. Roosevelt and says that first lady Eleanor Roosevelt was a lesbian.
Hour 3:
"Latex Skin Barbie" Steve Bosell is suing a toy company for making a realistic Barbie doll, Steve claims the doll looked so good it turned him on.