Hour 1:
Bobbie is forming a support group for the women of husbands who are addicted to pornography. Phil closes talking about basketball broadcaster Chick Hern going in for surgery, Joe Dickhead and The Professor's NFL Picks.
Hour 2:
Pastor William Rennick thinks he is being persecuted after getting aroused while laying in a manger. Phil closes chatting about the webcast and takes a few calls.
Hour 3:
FIRST HALF. Phil talks about athlete criminal charges. Phil uses Britney Spears 'Oops I Did It Again' to depict a pooping baby. SECOND HALF. Phil as Santa Claus, takes calls from kids.
