Hour 1: RC Collins says young men will not tolerate being struck by a woman, and if this happens they should give a good-old fashioned slap to the face or push them out of a moving car. This is in the wake of Tawny Kitaen being charged with striking husband Cleveland Indian pitcher Chuck Finley.
Hour 2: VARIETY.
Hour 3: Chris Norton of Crubiton Escort Services runs a gigalo service but doesn't offer sex to women over 40 because they're all dried up.