Bobbie Dooley

Roberta Debra Dooley AKA Bobbie Debbi Dooley or Bobbie Debbi Newley Dooley (Her mother’s maiden name: Julia Lillith Newley or Julie Lilly Newley) is a woman living in Western Estates, California with her husband Steve and her sons Seth, Dylan and Justin. Bobbie is the president of the Western Estates Homeowners Association and the Western Estates Parent Teacher Organization. Steve is the owner of a “wildly successful landscaping business” named Dooley Landscaping. The boys attend Western Estates Middle School and Western Estates High School. Bobbie is a woman in her late thirties with the cougar-esque body that includes state of the art, double B breasts. As far as her face goes, see above. She is far more involved in the lives of her neighbors than she probably has any, real legal right to be. She tells them when to have and not have abortions, when to use and not use air-conditioning, when they’re elderly relatives are allowed to visit and who’s children are overweight and thus not allowed out in daylight. Ms. Dooley has admitted to giving out blow-jobs like flyers in the Koo-Ka-Roo parking lot just to “get guys to stop bothering me.” While statistics are sketchy at best it can be reliably assumed Ms. Dooley and her husband (not to mention her sons on a good night) have been respionsible for several deaths.