Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is asking men not to wear sunglasses at public pools and beaches because they might be looking lasciviously at underage girls in sexy bathing suits and "making deposits in the spank bank". Click here to listen now!

Jay Santos was guest host tonight in this Comedy Gold Show as he follows Major Elvis Newton and Sub Sub Sub Commander Bobby Pyvell chasing a speeder who turns out to be a cop. Later its Ted Bell and Margaret Grey.....Live Live Next Week

From our Comedy Gold archives, ramping up to the shows relaunch on July 8, we aired Jay Santos from January, 2011 on KFI. Jay was talking about stopping hate crimes by simply eavesdropping on people and telling them when their convsersation went over the line!  

Tonight Bobbie and Steve Dooley talked about Miss Utah's "Flub Up 2013" as they called it. They felt that the "Flub Up" took away from the win by Erin Brady, Miss Wherever, they couldn't even remember... Harvey Weirman and Jeff Dowdder came on the show. Jeff was over cleaning Harvey's pool and Harvey wanted to make sure Jeff got the dead gopher out of the pool unless "you want my granddaughter to get bubonic plague!" Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police talked about searching for Kory Avena, a notorious gangster from LA's south bay, by digging up vacant lots ala Jimmy Hoffa only to find out he was in Mexico. Vernon Dozier joined the show to defend his wife Trudy who was on the Jeff Foxworthy Show "Do You Know More Than A Fifth Grader" and got her ass handed to her.  

Tonight Doug Dannger came on the show and talked with Phil and the crew about the movie "300" and the followup "300: Rise of an Empire" Bobbie Dooley and Margaret got into it over calling women barn-YARD animals if they wear lingerie Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police discussed fire safety. He and the other "sub-commanders" often sit out side houses waiting to see "if they blow up" and noting what strange things occur before the explosions like "a man running from the place, a bird, a flash or someone practicing the fluglehorn."  

Jay Santos last year in Thailand