Margaret Grey goes off on a variety of issues and grievances, finally assaulting the staff with gas, saying "it's the only weapon I have left to me." Meanwhile, Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is in upstate New York "helping" with the search for two escaped convicts as Doug Dannger reports on it.

Harvey Weirman's Newsbreak got off to a shaky start. Then Ted Bell from Ted's of Beverly Hills is angry that someone dropped a note in the "Ted" suggestion box saying "monkeys have the mental capacity to cook." Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police fills everyone in on a new auxiliary force in "the worlds largest meth lab," Alaska. It's the Igloo Community Eskimo Patrol. And Gloria Grover witnesses an Ed Elcott accident with a penis pump.

Phil tries to interview Frank Grey about his years representing country DJ Gene Gebell while Frank plays a round of golf. And Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police argues against so-called internet "doxing," but then changes his mind.

Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police is in to announce new "operating procedures" in the wake of Maddy Haddigan once again calling him a "fairy". But he's also busy coordinating grocery purchases since the wives are out of town. Father James McQuarters plays takes of himself doing color commentary of Gaelic Football. Howard and Lydia of Ardmore, OK discuss Brett Easton Ellis "following" Howard on Youtube.

Phil and the crew are on vacation, so today's podcast features a couple of classic clips. It's Ted Bell in "Headsets Are For Retards" and Jay Santos in "Operation: Clearinghouse".

Phil talks to Dave Oliva about security measures at Coachella and the fertile ground it represents for brainwashing... Also Dave and KBBB security guy Dick Lloyd have to hog-tie Jay Santos and toss him in the back of Dave's van.