"Quit while you're ahead or you'll only be a head."--Margaret Grrey

"Chris Norton described a dance he did at a bachelorette party that involved 'hip flexing' and inadvertant contact with a womans nose..." Show Log For Friday September 14, 2012Phil brought on Chris Norton tonight who described a dance he did at a bachelorette party that involved "hip flexing"  and inadvertant contact with a womans nose... Bud and Robert pretended they were doing James Browns act including Bud wearing a cape (a beach towel) and Bud dancing like James Brown (limping around the stage...)

"Chris Norton promoted his new adult film series 'Tran-did Camera' featuring so-called 'he-she's.'" Show Log For Thursday August 16, 2012Tonight Bobbie and Steve Dooley defended their use of "y'all" while showing a black couple around Western Estates...in this case Professor Emory Clayton and his wife Cheryl. Professor Clayton didn't mind "y'all" as much as he did Steve referencing Mrs Clayton's posterior as her "trunk."                 Alan Alda after surgery Later Chris Norton was incoherent as he blathered on about his website "'sessuality dot com" and his new adult film series "Tran-did Camera" featuring so-called "he-she's." When frequent contributor Marylyn Donnely called, herself a transexual, and asked if she would qualify for his film Norton went into a weird explanation about having to hire surveyors and engineers to determine that.

Don Parsely tried to con Phil and his listeners into thinking he had experience as an escaped convict and therefore was the best man to try and bring in a fuigitive in New Hampshire. All he needs is $50,000. Chris Norton, a telemarketer and sometime pornstar, was 'forced" into breaking off his engagement to a young lady when he couldn't take the fact she had a double mastectomy. "I know it makes me look like a double-douche or a douche deluxe, if you will, but that's the way it is," said Chris while breathing through his mouth.

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Chris Norton says: "A lotta people ass me wha' is b***hole bleashing? Okay, fair enuff. I know a lotta people don't get out mush. In the 'dult film business there's a lotta bleashing goin' on. Because of the ac'resses that have to show it. There lotta bleashes you can buy but my favorite is Sess Bleash whish is particular made for those of us who work in tha' 'dult film business. Sess is my business and projec'ing my sessuality and sessual energy is what is it are about. Thas' why I use Sess Bleash...nashurlly"

....way ahead of the Cougar curve...way ahead....

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