Margaret Grey-Bio

Born in Harrisburg, Pennsylvania sometime in the late fourties, Margaret Grey migrated west in the mid-sixties to California. Her plans included an acting career, an immersion in the Hollyood culture and marriage to someone connected, monied and fun. Margaret achived all three, working the birth of a son into the mix. In the late sixties, after appearing for a season on the forgettable “Chop House”she claims she auditioned for and lost the part of ‘Audra’ on “the Big Valley” to Linda Evans, whom she says “sucked up…and I do mean sucked.” Margaret partied what was left of the sixties away, meeting important people and making important friends before meeting Frank Grey, a real estate speculator and sometime TV and film producer. Going to work as Frank’s executive assistant,  Margaret recalls, much of her time was spent playing games of leap frog with Frank after hours…she sans panties. Marriage to Frank followed soon after and in the years to come Margaret found she had the liesure time to pursue a new career in writing and the hob-nob of high society. albeit in Margaret’s hands hob-nob became a bizarre series of events like doing Broadway show steps at parties, singing new lyrics to a song she claimed she wrote, “In The Ghetto” and slapping her son Jason Jay Delmonico involuntarily after wincing through a Dakota Fanning performance. Margaret in recent years has spent more and more time caring for her husband Frank who as the result of a syphilitic condition, is “gender confused” referring to men with the female pronoun and women with the male. And she writes her nationally syndicated column “A Little Bird Told Me” for the Dicklin Syndicate, owned by her “dear friend” Contessa Dicklin. Career highlights include getting a gun into the Winter Olympics in Salt Lake because of her fear of rape by a Greek and butting in line ahead of a group of blind children so she could ride up front on the 6 flags roller-coaster Colossus.