I’m sorry I didn’t have a better title for this essay here on the Phil Hendrie website than the word “Hi.” But what I have to impart to you, I attempted to impart on the Phil Hendrie Show the other night and was hung up on and screamed at. Yes, I also screamed the word “shit” and that was wrong. My studies have shown that dancing is a foul, decrepit and corrupting behavior that has got to end. It’s just got to end. When I go into a nightclub and I see a dance floor, I turn around and I grip the side of the bar as tightly as I can to try to keep from screaming. That’s how bad it is with me. I suddenly know that dancing, all that movement with the ass (excuse my language) causes the body to be jarred. The internal organs are bounced about and for thousands of years, like the imbeciles that we are, we’d run out onto a dance floor and skip and jump and dance and roll around and think that we’re being expressive and free and artistic when in fact what we’re doing is fouling our culture with our oddball contortions. 
I’ll have more on this in future essays. Thank you for your attention.
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