Category: The World of Phil Hendrie Podcast

Robert Green from Frazier Foods came on to yet again defend Donald Sterling, who has backed out of a proposed 1 billion dollar sale of the Clippers to Steve Ballmer. Bob was also hosting a coffee at his Anaheim Hills home to show off an F-15 fighter jet he’s purchased for business travel…just himself and his pilot. As the jet flies over Bob points out the lettering on the side: “The Bob Green Bat Out Of Hell Express.” Phil complained about iTunes classification of music and proffered the opinion that iTunes wouldn’t know music even if Steve Jobs came back from the dead and Phil held a loaded shot gun to his “testiculars.” General Shaw shared that once he joined the military he renounced his belief in God so he could become a “ravaging, pillaging, blood-lusting killer.” That lasted a day and he then went back to his belief in God. That prompted an argument with Robert about paganism and witchcraft…Phil then talked about the movie “Black Robe” that had a little person who was an Indian shaman priest…

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Margaret Grey hosts for the vacationing Phil and quickly finds out that Frank is even more mental than she thought!

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General Gaylen Shaw guest hosts and talks to Lloyd Bonafide, who’s about senile, about the old days…

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Dr. Elcott, doctor of divinity at the Northern California Holistic Center, guest hosts the podcast today. Phil and the usual panel return on Monday!

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Phil and the crew kicked off talking about the Bee Gees’ song “I Gotta Get A Message To You” and a version of it by The Soldiers which no one had heard except Phil. The suspicion around that melted into Margaret rummaging through her purse looking for a White Owl. Phil talked about his trip to Vegas and his visit with his cousins. He also gave some family history and ripped into Bud yet again for calling their home country “Cananada.” Margaret remarked on how handsome a priest on TV was and the General chastised her for “wanting to hump the bones of a priest.” Margaret asked Phil if he thought the man (whispering it) “was gay.” Dr. Ed Elcott guested and recapped his appearance on the show last Friday. Jeff Dowdder was interviewed as to his knowledge of “Dr. Fredrickson’s last moments.” The doctor, one of the founders of Elcott-The Next Step, was thrown from a box car near the trestles at Jalama Beach north of Santa Barbara.

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The show started with another discussion of the “white middle class male listeners” Phil has who are turned off by hip-hop. Phil said that you can’t sit around your garage playing “Pipeline” forever. Margaret spotted the same woman she saw yesterday morning on The Word network who seemed to have “overly developed lower jaw muscles.” Speculation then veered, offensively so, into whether any of the women on screen “gobbed” or “coned.” The show’s panel had Cliff King, horse trainer, back on to recap the Triple Crown and it turned into a cluster fuck as Cliff exhibited signs of serious dementia on the one hand and indications he was just goofing everyone with his “I’ll break a metal pole over my head and I’m 77 years old” act. Jay Santos of the Citizens Auxiliary Police talked about water safety this summer, especially in the ocean. The oceans power, says Jay, can “humiliate, exploit and manipulate a person. It can almost drown you and then toss you onto the shore like you’re nothing, with your pants pulled down and your butt in the breeze.”

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Phil offered the opinion that “we are drowning in bullshit” in the world today and that the only real honesty being offered is by hip-hop and deathcore metal artists. General Shaw thought it was called “Hibbob”, named after a tribe of nomadic Arabs. Brass Villenueva and Harvey Weirman discussed the Redskin patent story with Brass saying since he couldn’t get Taco Bell to change their recipes and couldn’t get anyone to care that California used to be part of Mexico that he was “throwing in with the Indians.” Margaret said that what Phil was talking about was “boogied up.” She said she didn’t mean it racially. She meant that what Phil was talking about sounded the way people dance “in certain parts of town, like they’re having a seizure.” Wade Belko, a new sponsor that sells “all things plastic and rubber for the car and the bedroom,” demanded his money back when General Shaw butchered the copy for his commercial. When he tried reading it himself the music drowned him out and he demanded his money back. Phil butchered up a new “travelogue” segment by forgetting to call his friend Lauren who is traveling through Baltimore….

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Phil and the crew got into a foul and offensive discussion after jumping and beating up General Gaylen Shawn for commenting on “how many p****** Marilyn Hickey can fit in her m****.” In his defense he did ask Phil to tune the TV away from The Word Network. Margaret had to walk a few off this morning… Phil then asked the crew why every morning the show started off with some dysfunctional, emotional fistfight. General Shaw then busted into his rendition of “Jive Turkey.” Larry Grover was going to discuss the Iraq situation with Rudy Canoza until Gloria, his mother, called in from an “Elcott-The Next Step” seminar in Oakland and asked if he got the hard boiled eggs she made for his lunch. … Phil’s on stage July 30 with his second one-man show, “The World of Phil Hendrie: Truth Is Our Bitch” at the Hollywood Improv. Scramble up some tickets…

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Today it was Dr. Ed Elcott talking to Father Guy Jack Rabinowitz, a member of the Elcott clergy, about the Diminishing, that which shrinks or shrivels the ego and Hop Singh, the Elcott method of prayer which, respectfully, treats God like a 19th century Chinese “houseboy.”

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Coach Vernon Dozier recapped the World Cup before melting down and screaming “fuck” and hanging up. Phil announced he will again be down to 210 pounds by performance date, July 30 as the panel discussed General Shaw’s consuming donuts over the weekend. Dr. Ron Tarner discussed his reaction to the news that a gay congressman married his long-time partner. It was negative, but the actual reaction was demonstrated by his son Josh who called in and did an impression of it. “Eeeeeewwwwww ooowy!” Bud talked about his neighbor Cliff Munern and his dumb mother. Frank Grey was being hassled by girl scouts in a mall while talking with Phil.

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