Category: The World of Phil Hendrie Podcast

Phil had Larry Grover and Steve Bosell on to talk about the Ukraine and the explosive situation there while Steve also mentioned that he had gotten a new mynah bird and was taking it out “for a walk.” He was teaching it to say “Polly want a cracker” but Bud said that only parrots know how to say that. Larry Grover was giving Steve endless amounts of shit until Steve got him good by reminding him that his own mother calls him ‘missile dick.” Don Berman and Margaret discussed the George Polk Award being given to two reporters that broke the Edward Snowden NSA files. Berman said that he’s given his life to journalism and there he sits with a lap top on his knees at the garden equipment expo and meanwhile some guy ‘with a backpack on is being hailed as the next Nellie Bly.” Margaret described the over-modulated download of Fridays show as “someone taking a dump into the RSS feed and labeling it ‘The Phil Hendrie Show.'”

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Phil was rolling Ukrainian TV and doing voice-over which made for a pretty funny pre-show, but only on the videocast. Later, General Shaw began discussing the military situation there but it became apparent he was irritable and argumentative and it was then that he copped to the fact he’d taken a handful of Dexedrine before coming on the show… Jay Santos of the CAP advised the citizens of the Ukraine to avoid contact with the military operation. Open the door if need be to the troops, turn your back, hold aloft a jar of lube and have your belt buckle loosened… Dr. Jim Sadler had a touch of the flu and so was bathing as he talked with Phil and the crew about e-cigartette restrictions, partially blaming it on Phil opening his yap about watching a friend “blowing reefer” in a restaurant… Vernon Dozier had his usual meltdown over guys needing their “MA-MA’s” this time over a report that young fathers can suffer from post-partum depression as well as mothers… The Bobbie Dooley Podcast featured another beating of Steve, at the hands of Gene Wiffner for stepping to Gene in a power play…

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The show commenced with Herb Sewell talking about a mental deficient busted for planting a fake bomb at the Boston Marathon memorial. Steve Bosell was summoned to his daughter’s school to answer for his comments at home at breakfast about a Dutch teenager that tweeted a bomb threat to American Airlines. Also, Phil announced that beginning Monday (4/21) we’ll be giving away one iPad a day on the All Access BSP Pre-Show…. Will Garbarini, oceanographer, updated us on Flight 370. Also Mr. Garbarini is apparently not a doctor and did time for white slaving and drug dealing. So, he was pretty much bullshit…

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The show started with an overall discussion of apps and what a waste of money Phil thinks they still are for his show… Next came a ridiculous discussion of horror movies and their difference from science fiction. Margaret told everyone she used to do looping in cheap sci-fi’s by singing “in a spooky way.” She went on to talk about the former producer Julia Phillips who she had run into in Malibu while Margaret had “stopped off to buy a bag of Corn Nuts.” They then took a call from Frank who talked about Steven Spielberg and “how she tried to rape me on the back end.” The panel discussed a former member of Wu Tang Clan (or the “Wu Tang Klang”, as Bud called them) who cut off his own penis and then leapt from the roof of an apartment building in North Hollywood… General Shaw revealed that he lost his virginity at 11 “to old widow woman Williams who lived down the lane in Thicket, Iowa.” As a child he and his family belonged to the Kristalnacht Church of Iowa. Also Will Garbarini returned to discuss Flight 370… Don’t forget all next week we will be giving away an iPad a day on the All-Access Backstage Pass pre-show, so sign up for your BSP today.

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Phil begins the show by telling everyone, calmly, he’s getting a fire axe and burying it in the equipment. Then Phil talked with the crew about the ongoing angst of family members around the Flight 370. Later Will Garbarini, “oceanographer” discussed further search efforts with the panel and Mavis Leonard who imagined herself being on board. Margaret began feeling bad for the first class passengers who would have been the first to hit the water. RC Collins discussed the military options in the east Ukraine, quoting “Lieutenant Mullings, who’s our tactics and battle plan instructor” and mentioned the Marines in a famous World War 1 battle that had nothing to do with the topic… Don’t forget all next week we will be giving away an iPad a day on the All-Access Backstage Pass pre-show, so sign up for your BSP today. www.philhendrieshow.com

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Margaret claimed she didn’t know much about “the minutiae of the show” which gave Bud the opportunity to claim she distances herself from the show when she’s with “the ladies that she’s with for lunch.” Phil was stung to hear these ladies thought Phil was “off” and that it might not be the best thing for her to be on our show. Big discussion this morning also about some of the metal that Phil plays. Margaret claimed some kind of disembodied hand “probed her” and General Shaw said that his wife Patsy felt an invisible finger try and “enter her rectum.” The panel talked about a brawl that broke out in the Pittsburgh-Milwaukee game yesterday. Bud thinks it started when the pitcher told the hitter he “looked like he sucked weiner.” MumblixGrumph won our first iPad giveaway during the All Access BSP Pre Show…

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The crew interviewed a real moron, William Boone, who wrote a book without a title about something that supposedly happened during the Revolutionary War…the Continental troops thumbed their noses at Lord Cornwallis somewhere in North Carolina. Also, Vernon Dozier’s theory on why a kid stowed away in the wheel well of a commercial jet going to Hawaii…something to do with the jet representing his dad… Congratulations are in order and therefore will be given to KingNut99, winner of today’s All-Access BSP iPad. Sign up for an All-Access BSP and call in tomorrow to have a shot at winning one….Weeee!

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Phil talked to Bob Captain, former major league play-by-play guy, about Albert Pujols hitting his 500th home run. Captain recalled the story of Shirley Jones (not the actress), a big home run hitter in minor league baseball for the Northwest Texas Wonderboys, who jacked his 950th (or something) one day. When the fan who got a hold of it refused to return it to the team other fans chased him down, nearly stripped him, and almost beat him to death and got the ball back. The thing of it was no one to this day knows how many home runs Shirley Jones hit. Phil meanwhile sounded like a Bozo abroad not being able to pronounce “Pujols.” Phil flipped out on the equipment….again….talking about how “all this” he thinks he is as an audio engineer….as his phone was ringing while his mic was open and he couldn’t turn it off. Alright! And Margaret thrilled the assembled with her version of “Shot in the Dark.” Gerrit was the lucky winner of today’s All-Access BSP iPad. Sign up for an All-Access BSP and call in tomorrow morning to have a shot at winning one….Weeee! www.philhendrieshow.com

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Phil brought on Ted Bell to discuss the kind of beef he buys from this Bundy guy…..Ted says it’s pretty old and may be slightly diseased, but produces just the right kind of diarrhea that Ted’s customers can “savor…” Ted brought on his lunch chef Larry to explain. It all culminates in an outdoor campaign that trumpets the Ted Bell slogan “Ted’s of Beverly Hills…A River of Shit…” Phil, Bud, and the General started commenting on some elderly women they saw on TV and their “back doors” which disgusted Margaret.. Clara Bingham and Pastor Rennick came on to talk about an abuse story at a school in Atlanta. Pastor Rennick was also dealing with a group of chickens he got from kids at Easter. Other weirdness…… Congrats to All Access BSP metcalfec of Mission Viejo, CA. winner of this morning’s iPad!

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Don Parsley, the career conman who’s been caught up in some of the most bizarre swindles in American history guested this morning with a tale of kindness to a stranger gone all wrong. The crew had been discussing the story of toys being taken from the grave-site of an infant and Don mentioned being involved in taking a car that had been the property of a heart attack victim. Parsley said there’s a saying, “steal a car from a fat man and live seven years,” and he was going on that although everyone was confused as to what that meant; live only seven years or live seven more years… Margaret reveals that Cliven Bundy was a sex partner of hers while she was filming a pilot for CBS called “Bunkhouse” in the sixties… PCarano of Des Moines, Iowa was our All Access BSP iPad winner this morning!

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