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The Lions (6-6) find themselves one game behind Central division leader Utah (7-5) as they head into Salt Lake City for a return match with the Regulators.

It’s a Premium Friday and one more complimentary round of Lions Line with Jack Eigagder and Bret Moreson. They’ve both come from a testimonial dinner for new San Diego coach Fruit Bar Williams so they’re feeling no pain, and it shows in the way Jack handles game highlights from last week’s San Antonio game. Featuring Earl Cooch and Touch Gerber (who gets tossed out of another window).

Phil and the crew, including the newly nicknamed Bob Bakian (“Nine Pounds Of Swinging Meat”), welcome Halsey Morris, owner of the Crossroads Pumpkin Farm in Santa Sereta. Mr. Morris’ “Pumpkin Head Man” character shocks the panel including Morris proudly stating that one child screamed all the way home after an encounter. Also Jack Eigagder and Bret Moreson review Sunday’s Milwaukee Lions game at San Antonio. Margaret sings out her coming fall club engagements to the tune of “Every Breath You Take.”

A discussion of how to pronounce the surname of “Barger” leads Phil to check in with hotel manager Mark Barger (pronounced “bar”nun…we think), who only muddies the waters further. This also leads to a review by Phil of History Channel’s “Outlaw Chronicles” which is the remembrances of Ventura Hells Angel George Christie. Bobbie Dooley proudly discusses the fact that she has a Twitter follower from Finland. And Jay Santos is hurt by the fact that Dagon Newton, Major Elvis Newton’s son, is in line to become the next Newton (CAP leader) and not Jay himself.