What you need:
Bottle of cheap tequila. That’s right, I said cheap
One gallon jug
Two lines, two lemons
Ice
Cup of sugar
What you do:
Fill the jug 3/4 of the way with ice. Squeeze in the juice of the lemons and the limes, toss in the peels. Dump in the cup of sugar. Dump in the bottle of tequila. Seal the jug and wrap with a towel. Begin shaking the jug and do not stop shaking the jug for 50 minutes. The more consistently you shake it, the more of a slushy you’ll have at the end and the more thoroughly the chemical reaction between the ingredients takes place. Its best to have maybe three people shaking the jug, hence the term “Yucca party.” At the end of 50 minutes, uncap the jug and pass it around. It should be slush-like and almost as sweet as lemonade. Better than any margarita.
