A Warm Christmas Message

How are you doing? Honestly, I’m really doing awful. I’m on vacation in Aberdeen,Scotland and a lot of crap has been spewing out. I got robbed last night by a gang of Lebanese thugs on my way back from a carnival. One of them had a knife poking my neck for almost 2mins and he told me to give him all my stuff or he would shoot if I moved. Everything I had on me including all my cash and cards all got stolen. I’ve reported to the cops but the fuzz (that’s the police over here, whatever you want to call them) haven’t been helpful. I also went to the Consulate and luckily after standing in line for hours, I got to a customs agent and she said that they can issue a replacement passport so I won’t have to be stuck here for weeks. I’m having troubles clearing my hotel bills so I’m unable to check out with my luggage. I’m wondering if you could please loan me some cash to straighten things out so that I can get on a flight back home today. I promise to refund you as soon as I arrive home.

Thanks,

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