Tonight the weirdness of Don Parsley, serial bull-shit artist, who claimed to Phil and his audience he has a condition called DPAS, Displaced Paranoia Anxiety Syndrome. That means he has a fear of a certain thing happening so he goes out and pretends that it did happen. He claims thats what the girl in Vancouver, Washington has and that’s why she threw acid in her own face and said a black woman did it….because she was afraid a black woman was going to throw acid in her face someday anyway. And that’s why Don beat himself in the face with a paperweight, dropped 50 Cent c.d.’s all around, ran over his own hand and threw himself in a ditch covered in grape drink
….to make it look like he was set on by a gang of young black hooligans. Later we had Bob Green discussing a Wisconsin DA who, even while prosecuting a man for domestic abuse, was hitting on his girlfriend by way of “sexting.” Bob says that honesty is the best policy and that when interviewing a woman for a job he “will tell her if I’m attracted to her so we can get that out in the open and set it over to the side.”
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